Some people call me Ruben.
I spend too much time on the internet.
i think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me
*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
i feel u
or like i want to
hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer